Harry Potter and the DADA NEWT
The NEWT
By Ishtar
Reviews
Noble Korhedron posted a comment on Wednesday 11th June 2014 2:20pm for The NEWT
"Yes, you may keep the kitten." The boy headed off to Hagrid's hut to show off his new pet. "The rest of you, come back tomorrow. We need to re-set the maze." He turned to look at Snape, who was standing with his arms crossed and a smirk on his face. "Go ahead, Snape. Say it."
"I told you we should have sent Potter in last ."
Yes Severus, you should have. But you didn't, so there!!
whydoyouhavetoknow posted a comment on Saturday 19th April 2014 3:59am for The NEWT
I find a Snape who is not critical of Harry very weird, but I suppose in context it does work, as no one wants to mess with a guy who killed a Dark Lord.
evi posted a comment on Tuesday 18th February 2014 3:38pm for The NEWT
"I told you we should have sent Potter in last ."
The best sentence *thumbs up*
Man of Kent - Railwayman posted a comment on Tuesday 5th February 2013 5:06pm for The NEWT
Relly made me laugh
noylj posted a comment on Wednesday 16th January 2013 8:01pm for The NEWT
Questions: Did they have the kitten in the tree to actually be rescued? Was the kitten actually just a kitten? What happened to make Snape almost human?
joeBob posted a comment on Tuesday 15th January 2013 1:48pm for The NEWT
That was worth a chuckle.
aalens posted a comment on Tuesday 15th January 2013 12:28am for The NEWT
I read this once before,but I enjoyed it just as much this time too. Many thanks.
StarrySkies posted a comment on Saturday 3rd September 2011 2:57pm for The NEWT
Bwhahahaha LOVE IT! The lines about the Monsters running away, then the Aurors running from the monsters, then triggering the traps made me think of the "pet list" in Men in Tights. And with Harry's nickname as "the Boy-Who-Had-Killed-Voldemort-and-Aced-Every-DADA-Test-Ever," how could they not realize that he should have gone in last?! :-)
selonianth posted a comment on Sunday 3rd July 2011 1:07pm for The NEWT
LOL!!! most enjoyable.
JonathanLUNG posted a comment on Sunday 6th February 2011 10:20am for The NEWT
Epic win is so epic <3
Kila9Nishika posted a comment on Tuesday 14th September 2010 6:25pm for The NEWT
HEEHEE! Hysterical!
loretta537 posted a comment on Wednesday 21st July 2010 4:00pm for The NEWT
nice, but i wish there was more to it
swordsandspells posted a comment on Thursday 25th March 2010 4:47am for The NEWT
When he said he rescued a kitten, I totally thought you were going to have it be a nundu which is why everything ran away, but still nice.
TheNekoWithWings posted a comment on Tuesday 25th August 2009 12:19pm for The NEWT
Yes! They should have sent Harry in last! And hooray for the kitten!
Chindabe posted a comment on Tuesday 21st July 2009 10:20am for The NEWT
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!! XDDDD
m4ttyh2008 posted a comment on Monday 8th June 2009 4:26am for The NEWT
Pretty damn funny lmfao
Killedbykarma posted a comment on Tuesday 20th January 2009 10:41am for The NEWT
XD Oh I can't believe something so simple made me laugh so much!!!
kyoshi711 posted a comment on Saturday 6th December 2008 6:18am for The NEWT
cute story, wish you could keep it going.
RoCoe posted a comment on Friday 17th October 2008 9:27am for The NEWT
that is quite possibly the funniest thing i have ever read!!!
Noble Korhedron posted a comment on Tuesday 29th September 2015 7:05am for The NEWT