Content Harry Potter Sherlock


Toy posted a comment on Thursday 12th April 2007 5:49pm

*falls off chair laughing* Squidditch! Lovely little ficlet, and so much fun.

"Well, she was a girl squid, and I was a boy squid, and she was lonely, and she had all these real sexy, um, tentacles, and, well …"
That's just perfect!

Cadence posted a comment on Thursday 1st March 2007 2:58am

Oh my, little Potter squids... How fantastically weird!

Minerva Granger posted a comment on Tuesday 27th February 2007 1:02pm

Bad Pun. Very Bad Pun

Toni posted a comment on Tuesday 13th February 2007 9:55am

"Why… Squidditch, of course."

*head desk*

Funny, tho'.

Child support...Ha!

Katie posted a comment on Tuesday 28th November 2006 3:40pm

That was great! Absolutely hilarious! Great job.

Fate posted a comment on Sunday 19th November 2006 12:36pm

*Laughs helplessly as she falls off her bed*
I love your sense of humor!!

Urgazhi posted a comment on Monday 13th November 2006 2:16pm

omfg laff

damn now thats a crack pairing if i have ever read one Harry/Giant Squid laff!

Ivy_Snowe posted a comment on Saturday 11th November 2006 3:19pm Squidditch? That one elicited groans from me. Genius. This has got to be in my top five favorite one shots. Squidditch, honestly. Tsch.


Mikkun posted a comment on Sunday 5th November 2006 4:14am

So I was thinking, and here I was reading thsi story again... Harry Potter's Animagus form is a Giant Squid? XD

darthloki posted a comment on Thursday 19th October 2006 1:07pm

*snickers* Quite amusing.

Patches posted a comment on Thursday 28th September 2006 2:54pm

Oh this is a cute story! Harry has another "woman" in his life! This is cool. Talk about a far fectched story but I really like it! Little green eyed squids all over Scotland! What a great idea. Thanks for writing! This was fun! pms

Mikkun posted a comment on Monday 25th September 2006 11:41pm

Pretty...interesting, HP and the Giant Squid. A girl Giant Squid at that. 78 children? XD What a way to start a family.

Amamama posted a comment on Monday 18th September 2006 1:09am

Oh, this it just too god! LOL Thanks alot for the laugh. :-D


Sakiku posted a comment on Friday 8th September 2006 4:13am

Ack, Harry as a squid with Glowing Green Eyes? lol, that's just too funny. And disturbing. But I don't think I need to tell you that... And school fees for Atlantis? Well, that makes me think... Does Mrs. Norris have to pay school fees? We seem to have a cat animagus at school, and as there surely are some of the students' tomcats around...

I think your little sick fantasies are contagious!


Ishtar replied:

Mrs. Norris is staff.   She tracks down vermin and students out of bounds, and she keeps all the other cats in the school in line.   She reports to Mr. Filch and Professor McGonagall and is paid in catnip and tuna fish.   If she happens to have any magical kittens, she gets a tuition credit for them.   ;-)

Mrs Alfred posted a comment on Tuesday 5th September 2006 12:02pm

This is amazing. I could see all the sweet green-eyed squid babies. :-)

Ishtar replied:

I can, too.   They're all so kyooot!   :-D

I have to get someone to draw me a picture of Harry leaning over the edge of the boat and the little tentacle coming up to wrap around his finger!

Rebel Goddess posted a comment on Wednesday 23rd August 2006 12:38am

That last pun was awful but still made me grin. Fantastically weird idea for what Harry could potentially get up to around Hogwarts. Good story.

Andrea posted a comment on Thursday 27th July 2006 4:01am

Absolutely ... I'm not entirely sure how to describe this story.

How about this? You shouldn't try to drink soda with it. It really feels weird to shoot coca-cola through your nose. And your computer does not like a shower with liquid sugar-water.

pstibbons posted a comment on Saturday 15th July 2006 9:39am

You wrote all that for just the last line, right? :)

Phoenixdor Dragonclaw posted a comment on Friday 16th June 2006 5:16am

That was hilarious! I never thought I'd see a believeable Harry/Squid fic, especially as most people seem to think that the squid is male. At least Harry pays his child support though.

Ishtar replied:

I've seen squid slash, and it gets pretty icky.   I wanted to show that it could be done without grossing half of the readers out.

And of course Harry pays his child support!   He knows what it's like to be an abandoned child, he's not going to do that to any of his 78 children.   He's a good Daddy.

James posted a comment on Sunday 4th June 2006 7:36pm

I'm utterly lost for words.